Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.

　　一對愛侶Liz和Malcolm去到一座偏僻的小屋度假，Malcolm卻因意外先回城了，留下Liz獨自一人，她很快發現這座小屋有著邪惡可怕的過去，如今纏上了自己。

　　會計師卡爾文（凱文·哈特 Kevin Hart 飾）在高中時代曾是學校的體育明星，他熱心張羅高中同學聚會，于是在Facebook上聯系到了老同學鮑勃（道恩·強森 Dwayne Johnson 飾），他沒想到這個在高中時常受欺負的老同學現在已經是CIA的職業殺手，而他也萬萬沒想到自己將被卷入制止軍事秘密泄露的任務中。

　　萬圣節之夜，一位少女劇作家、她的弟弟和一群幸存者被困在一個可怕的村莊里：一群有著生命的南瓜開始攻擊人類，而這件事似乎在這個村莊的歷史上發生過。