性愛狂想曲

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其貌不揚(yáng)的朝男(鄧肯飾),毫無女人緣,他從早到晚想的就是和女人做愛。他認(rèn)為只要有車就會(huì)有女人投懷送抱,艷遇不斷,但是根本沒人搭理他。他賣掉爺爺?shù)母魏湍I臟,換買了一輛敞篷車,之后又是想著飛機(jī)頭等艙,意圖打劫銀行,或者是去當(dāng)演員,但都沒有能過成功,他的嘗試一次又一次的以鬧劇和失敗收場。   最后他想著變成別人看不見的隱形人,這樣就可以肆無忌憚堤接近女人。在科學(xué)家(北野武飾)發(fā)明的機(jī)器幫助之下,他真的變成了隱形人,這次朝男能成功了嗎?

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其貌不揚(yáng)的朝男(鄧肯飾),毫無女人緣,他從早到晚想的就是和女人做愛。他認(rèn)為只要有車就會(huì)有女人投懷送抱,艷遇不斷,但是根本沒人搭理他。他賣掉爺爺?shù)母魏湍I臟,換買了一輛敞篷車,之后又是想著飛機(jī)頭等艙,意圖打劫銀行,或者是去當(dāng)演員,但都沒有能過成功,他的嘗試一次又一次的以鬧劇和失敗收場。   最后他想著變成別人看不見的隱形人,這樣就可以肆無忌憚堤接近女人。在科學(xué)家(北野武飾)發(fā)明的機(jī)器幫助之下,他真的變成了隱形人,這次朝男能成功了嗎?

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