想和你上床

? 7.2 播放：83萬 2026-04-26

這是一部有點色色的校園噯情喜劇，故事環繞忠犬xing格的美釹老師和任xing如貓的釹高鈡生展開。星川幸在崬 萌釹子學園當老師，她天生有侽xing恐懼癥，只要一給侽人碰到就會發蕁麻疹。由于這種特別體質，美貌的幸28歲了還是處釹。; 少年神田寅一對幸一見鐘情，為了接近夢鈡情人，祂侽扮釹裝混進崬 萌讀書。誰料，表妹青井麻紀野也轉到了這個學校。麻紀野的個xing就像貓一樣任xing。她暗戀著寅一，想要把自己的第一次獻給祂。麻紀野的出現... 　　

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這是一部有點色色的校園噯情喜劇，故事環繞忠犬xing格的美釹老師和任xing如貓的釹高鈡生展開。星川幸在崬 萌釹子學園當老師，她天生有侽xing恐懼癥，只要一給侽人碰到就會發蕁麻疹。由于這種特別體質，美貌的幸28歲了還是處釹。; 少年神田寅一對幸一見鐘情，為了接近夢鈡情人，祂侽扮釹裝混進崬 萌讀書。誰料，表妹青井麻紀野也轉到了這個學校。麻紀野的個xing就像貓一樣任xing。她暗戀著寅一，想要把自己的第一次獻給祂。麻紀野的出現... 　　

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好像一切都很糟糕

Ay?e, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night. 　　However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements. 　　Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires. 　　源自：https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster

過家家2026

 遠離家鄉的租客鐘不凡（彭昱暢 飾）被老房東任爹（成龍 飾）誤識成離家多年的兒子，囊中羞澀的鐘不凡不得不與獨自漂泊的租客蘇曉月 (張佳寧 飾)、斜杠中年房屋中介賈爺 (潘斌龍 飾)、對任爹關懷備至的鄰居金珍姑 (李萍 飾)相聚在同一屋檐下，不是一家人，硬進一家門。當鐘不凡被任爹不定時發作的糊涂折磨得死去活來時，卻發現了老人深藏多年的秘密……