天蓬元帥成為豬八戒之前一段秘史，一個所有青少年都經歷過的故事，一個合家歡的故事！

十五年前，莉茲的前男友德魯因搶劫銀行而被捕。如今，德魯突然出現在她家後院，請求她讓自己暫時藏匿。莉茲竟答應幫忙，但前提是要她老公不在家。

　　Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.

　　圣涵高中同寢室的三姐妹，經常被學姐微微欺辱，不堪忍受的三人為了報復微微，將一段被詛咒的死亡視頻發給了她，至微微死亡。然而，姐妹三人也難逃貞子纏身的詛咒，室友莉娜離奇死去。走投無路的兩姐妹，決定請筆仙幫忙對付貞子，不料卻招來了另一個強大的惡靈，中日兩大女鬼大戰一觸即發……