一對互相捆綁的摯友，在生活崩塌之際，遇見了自稱能治愈一切創傷的神秘男子布萊恩。他的觸碰如毒品般令人上癮，瞬間撫平焦慮與抑郁，卻在溫柔面具下藏著外星掠食者的獠牙。當兩人受邀前往他的偏遠莊園，這場“療愈之旅”徹底失控：觸手、血案、精神操控，一場以愛為名的寄生，正在吞噬他們的靈魂與世界。

是被過去塑造的囚徒，還是自我命運的締造者？故事以搶劫失敗后的悲劇開場。一位瀕臨崩潰的偏執女子，帶領兩名同伙搶劫了愛爾蘭農村信用社，但計劃漏洞百出。事態不斷失控，隨著時光倒流，那些無法逃離的記憶如同鎖鏈，不僅將她們拖入深淵，更將身邊人卷入致命漩渦。

Ay?e, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night. 　　However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements. 　　Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires. 　　源自：https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster

本片改編自同名小說。貝多芬（古田新太 飾），眾人心中的孤高天才，原來竟是秘書一手捏造的“神話”？本片揭開歷史迷霧，講述一個粗俗邋遢的真實貝多芬，如何在忠實秘書辛德勒（山田裕貴 飾）的筆下，被改寫成永垂不朽的圣人音樂家。