在一間教學素質低下的學校里，有一個不成文的傳統：學生們凡是遇到了爭執，都不能告訴老師家長，只能自己用拳頭解決。石頭（謝霆鋒 飾）是最能打的一個同學，一次幫助富家子Edward（馮德倫 飾）解圍，彼此成為朋友，二人也因此得罪了學校里的好戰分子。阿鳳（容祖兒 飾）一直暗戀既帥氣學習有出色的Edward，而Edward認為學生最緊要是學習，會考時間逼近，Edward便義務幫助石頭與阿鳳補習。由于家境富有，Edward竟然在考試當天被綁架了，石頭決心把他救回……

　　該片劇情主要講述了一個現代花花公子楚留香每天周旋于多個情人之間，某天意外被情人們發現后將他扔下懸崖，等他醒來時發現自己竟離奇穿越到古代，并且被將軍府千金杜鵑兒帶回去做家丁，而更加不可思議的是，他發現杜鵑兒竟然也是從現代穿越來的，隨后兩人就發生了一段“山路十八彎，蕩氣回腸”的另類穿越愛情故事。

　　為了翻拍影史經典《狂蟒之災》，格里夫（保羅·路德 飾）和道格（杰克·布萊克 飾）成立史上最窮劇組！在唯一一條演員蛇因傷下線后，他們決定深入亞馬遜雨林捉蛇補位，卻意外遇上真巨蟒，原本滑稽混亂的片場瞬間淪為致命險境。在蛇口之下四處逃竄的他們，最終是會全員殞命還是順利殺青？

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!