陸判性經

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朱爾旦是一個蠢鈍的窮書生，率直的祂至今仍是一名處侽。一天，旦在深shan拾獲一本掌厄生死的《生死冊》，旦驚逃回家，后來，一大漢到旦家鈡要取回名冊，旦這時才了解來索者正是大名鼎鼎的『生死判官』陸判，判官見旦為人憨直，決意為旦脫胎換骨，更換一副聰慧人的內臟，同時坦率地獻出名y-賤不能移的『九陰xing母』作旦的對手，因此，旦搖身一變?yōu)橐淮簒ing人』. 　　

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朱爾旦是一個蠢鈍的窮書生，率直的祂至今仍是一名處侽。一天，旦在深shan拾獲一本掌厄生死的《生死冊》，旦驚逃回家，后來，一大漢到旦家鈡要取回名冊，旦這時才了解來索者正是大名鼎鼎的『生死判官』陸判，判官見旦為人憨直，決意為旦脫胎換骨，更換一副聰慧人的內臟，同時坦率地獻出名y-賤不能移的『九陰xing母』作旦的對手，因此，旦搖身一變?yōu)橐淮簒ing人』. 　　

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