沙漠里流傳著一句話：天出血，人死絕。故事發(fā)生在舊時代的西北，這樣一片沙漠地帶，它講述了一個愛情悲劇故事。年青的問九因鄉(xiāng)鄰間缺水爭執(zhí)而出逃在外，待回來時，曾與之心心相印的秀秀姑娘已被族叔迎娶，成了他的嬸嬸。水繼續(xù)威脅著人們的生存，問九的族叔為富不仁，竟以空手能否從滾開的油鍋里撈起銅錢來決定人們在綠洲的去留，他狠毒地騙問九替他撈起銅錢卻又暗地加害問九。問九奮起抗爭，砍死了族叔，被官府捉捕。牢獄未能囚住問九渴求自由的心。他一次次尋求機會越獄。數(shù)十年后，當問九逃出虎口，卻又被沙漠里的土匪抓住逼他帶路，對秀秀的愛情支撐著問九最后的生命，他再次出逃，掙扎著爬回自己的故鄉(xiāng)。但黃沙已無情地吞噬了這里的一切，唯有刻著綠洲村的石柱還未被淹沒。問九手撫石柱瞑目在這荒原上。荒原上，彩霞滿天。天出血，人死絕。

　　George is the scapegoat of his classmates. One day he cracks and shoots them. His best and only friend Blaise is accused in his place and sentenced to 7 years in a psychiatric hospital. At the day of his release, Blaise realizes he only has one family: his best friend George. But he does not want to hear about his childhood friend, as he tries to integrate with the "Chivers" a gang whose members wear red jackets and boots, drink milk, drive sport trucks and play an incomprehensible and violent game that mixes cricket and mental arithmetic.

　　一場信任危機，讓田紹基（肖央 飾）和邵美珍（譚卓 飾）本就平淡的婚姻生活再次雪上加霜，陰差陽錯下兩人整活兒不斷，花招不停，好兄弟甘火旺（喬杉 飾）也來神助攻，“愛情三十六計”輪番登場！一連串好戲接連上演，情場大戰(zhàn)大爆笑！

　　寵愛女友的男主角，在好友幫忙下成功求婚。男主角當晚高興入眠。至第二天醒來，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在一個陌生房間，身邊多了一個陌生女子，她告知是自己的老婆，驚訝之時才發(fā)現(xiàn)自己來到三年之后，離奇荒誕的事接踵而來，究竟為何會這樣？這三年又發(fā)生了什么事？本身的女友又去了哪里呢？